we must go, now?

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  heard you were talking shit 

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  nigerian:

  [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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  Tyra memorable moments: Take responsibility for yourself (cycle 4)

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  searching for a song you don’t know the name of or any of the lyrics to.

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  [completelyseriouscomics]

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  ratingbisexuals:

  #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do 

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  naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

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  HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

  HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

  

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  anacoreta:

  Human Flesh Meat Market Opens In London

  To help hype yet another version of the hugely popular zombie game, Capcom opened a temporary human butcher shop in the Smithfield meat market East London. Yes it is real meat, though apparently it is not human meat. I don’t know what kind of meat it is.

  The limbs, torsos, and offal (including penis tips) were crafted by food artist Sharon Baker.
  Sales proceeds will go to the Limbless Association.

  FREAKING NELLIE LOVETT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THE THING

  Well, with the price of meat what it is

  when you get it

  if you get it

  man, I was excited up until the “not actual human flesh”

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